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If social networks were real places.


Tumblr - A bookstore with a Starbucks in it, and a large “adult” section.

Facebook - A telemarketing firm run by high school kids for extra credit.

MySpace - CBGB in 2007.

Pinterest - That bulletin board in Whole Foods.

Twitter - The restroom wall in Whole Foods.

Foursquare - The police, the IRS, and other nosey people.

Google+ - A community center people fight to keep open, but are too busy to visit.

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